Galactic Magnetar Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2290
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	62
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
New Chunks Explored:	16075	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	727	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6384

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	890
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5626	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	842	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Players:	110/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9369
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4