Galactic Magnetar Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2177	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	607
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3978
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	727
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Votes:	6349
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8542	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5452
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1130
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	71	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2256

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	956	Emeralds Found:	2854
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30