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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6056 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows