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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6323 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows