BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	5735	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	148
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mines Excavated:	2310	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	3299
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	4056	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	7047	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	848	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1208
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	126	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4982	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	627679	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3744	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Votes:	9756

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Broken World RP

Abilities, Alchemy, blacksmithing, BROKEN, Character, Cities, Class, destiny, Dwarves, Elves, fate, Figura, gampelay, Gods, halflings, high elves, humans, Kihai, Kingdoms, orcs, Professions, Race, Roleplay, Story, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to Nebelloren!

Overview:

The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins in Nebelloren, a mysterious continent where gods once walked and fate belongs to the bold.

Choose Your Path:

Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	A coalition of Dwarves, High-Elves, Humans, and constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
The Wildchoir	A blend of Halflings, Orcs, Elves, and Humans. Protect the land and its secrets!

Explore and Thrive:

Two stunning cities: Hythe and Azuverde
An enormous custom map filled with unique wildlife and ruins
Develop your character with professions and roleplay-based paths

Craft Your Story:

Design your character’s race, backstory, and motivations
Unlock custom abilities based on race and class
Collaborate with Storytellers and Moderators for unforgettable experiences

Immersive Gameplay:

Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, Nebelloren brings lifelike characters and unique experiences. Simple instructions to jump in with ease.

Join Our Growing Community:

BWRP has brought players together for over six years to tell powerful stories. Find a place to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers.

Ready to Begin?

Join our Discord
Read the rules and fill out a short application
Get whitelisted, download the modpack, and step into the mist

EchoCraft Skylands 1.21

digital reply, echocraft, how to publish, how to reply, online publishing, Publishing, publishing advice, publishing online, publishing process, publishing resources, publishing tips, publishing tools, Reply, reply methods, reply options, reply platform, reply process, reply strategies, reply techniques, Self-publishing, Skylands, traditional publishing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.

You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning up after guests, family dynamics, feeling taken advantage of, frustration with guests, household respect, loss of peace, loss of sanity, Minecraft, noise disturbance, personal space, privacy, respect for property, respect in own home, RespectCraft, Server, setting boundaries, shared living space, sibling relationships, standing my ground

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

MommaCraft: No More Help?

adulting, Boundaries, depression, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, MommaCraft, neglect, personal growth, Resentment, rocky relationship, SCAMMERS, self-care, toxic relationships, unappreciated

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters at home, awkward experiences, awkward family moments, awkward memories, awkward moment, awkward moments at home, awkward silence, awkward situation, awkward stories, AwkwardHouseMoments, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, family, funny, home, House, Minecraft, smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	483572
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

NerveCrafters

aggravating situations, annoyances, annoying habits, annoying situations, bothersome actions, frustrating annoyances, frustrating behaviors, frustrating pet peeves, infuriating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, NerveCrafters, Pet Peeves, reddit, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that drive me crazy, things that irk me, things that really bug me, things that really irritate me

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Do you want to build your dream castle without some random player blowing it up with TNT? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!