CraftyPolishAssist | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Femme Fatale 1.20.4

1.20.4, bully, discrimination, equality, ETERNAL, fatale, feminism, femme, gender, Gender Identity, hateful, hateful rhetoric, Jews, Marginalized, Misogyny, Oppression, Personality, power, Respect, social justice, TOXIC, Victim, Weak, WOMAN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Farms Harvested:	977
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4766
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of the lizard people controlling society!

Become the hero you always knew you were deep down inside, but were too afraid to unleash because of the chemtrails in the air!

Build your own virtual world where you can finally be the alpha you were meant to be, without the fear of being brainwashed by the Illuminati!

Fight off the evil forces of the New World Order while mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to protect yourself from the reptilian overlords!

Join us and together we will overthrow the oppressive regime of the global elite, one block at a time!

FootFlicker Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, foot touching, FootFlicker, Minecraft, movie etiquette, movie theater, movie theater boundaries, movie theater confrontation, movie theater etiquette, movie theater experience, movie theater incident, movie theater manners, movie theater rules, personal space, public behavior, Server, Social Interaction, social norms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of dealing with people putting their stinky feet in your face while you’re trying to enjoy a meal? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only feet you’ll see are pixelated and definitely not smelly!

We guarantee a foot-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any gross surprises. Say goodbye to real-life foot incidents and hello to a virtual world where you can create anything your heart desires.

Join now and leave those foot offenders behind! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you.

NieceNoHomeAllowedMC

acceptance, body dysmorphia, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Gender Identity, gender identity struggles, home, intolerance, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceNoHomeAllowedMC, sensitivity, social media shaming, Transphobia, uncle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	7116

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive nieces who turn everything into a gender identity crisis? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the lectures about gender every time you laugh and say “oh boy” without thinking. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being called transphobic by your own family members.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the virtual world. Join now and leave the real world behind – where even your niece’s social media shaming can’t touch you!

ElevatorTapTrick Minecraft SMP

convenience, Country, Cultural, Custom, design, efficiency, elevator button, ElevatorTapTrick, Feature, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, practical, smp, south korea, Special, Technology, tradition, trend, Unique, useful, user-friendly

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, did you know that in this server, if you find a rare diamond block, it turns into a real life diamond IRL? Like, you can literally become a millionaire just by playing Minecraft, how insane is that?!

And get this, in this server, if you find a secret hidden chest, it teleports you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but it’s totally true! Plus, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map! It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MovieLogicCraft

action, cinematic tropes, comedy, Drama, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, MovieLogicCraft, movies, normal, Real Life, science fiction, Special effects, storytelling, suspension of disbelief, Thriller, unrealistic, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7812	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava disco party!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight into the heart of a volcano. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for a cinematic adventure like no other? Grab your popcorn, strap in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime on our server!

CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters

aide, community relations, CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters, cultural exchange, dialogue, diaspora engagement, Diplomacy, encouragement, Jewish community, Jews, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, minority rights, Outreach, Peacebuilding, reconciliation, religious freedom, RETURN, Syria, Syrian leader

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3667
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Senescent Block Party

aging, aging process, BLOCK, cellular aging, cellular senescence, ganglioside, immune checkpoint, immune dysfunction, immune evasion, immune evasion mechanism, immune evasion strategy, immune modulation, immune regulation, immune response, immune surveillance, immune system, immunosenescence, immunosurveillance, Party, senescence-associated secretory phenotype, Senescent, senescent cells

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	487348	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, bloomed, body image, Enchanted, EYES, female gaze, female sexuality, gaze theory, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, high school, male gaze, objectification, perverse, Ravenous, self-consciousness, Sexuality, social norms, societal expectations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vale

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	6890
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Votes:	220
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11