SpouseCraft: My Person 💖

adorable, affectionate, Bond, Connection, cute, Details, endearing, INTIMATE, love, Marriage, partner, person, QUIRKS, relationship, Significant Other, soulmate, Special, Specific, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the secret underground society of dancing pigs who have perfected the art of the moonwalk. Yes, you read that right – pigs who can dance better than most players!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens who lay diamond eggs. Forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with these clucky companions and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden village populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a llama tell a knock-knock joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old mining when you can hang out with dancing pigs, diamond-laying chickens, and joke-telling llamas? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	2402	Mines Excavated:	2526
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Farms Harvested:	739

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	3397
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	269	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.