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>United Flailing Minecraft SMP

city, COMEBACK, comeback trail, Competition, Defeat, falling off, Fans, FLAILING, football, gtUnited, Manager, match, Minecraft, need her back, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggling, Support, TEAM, United, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	62070
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

BirdPocalypseCraft

bird, BirdPocalypseCraft, Center, conservation, Crisis, Decline, Environmental, Extinction, habitat, long tail, Loss, modern history, mortality event, Population, recovering, research, scientists, single-species, tags, wildlife, WORST

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3479	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	899157	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9867	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	504	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

arrest, Arrest44Arson, Arrests, arson, arson attacks, Attacks, CraftyCops, crime, crime investigation, Crime Prevention, criminal activity, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Police, Public Safety, russia, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, WAVE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Farms Harvested:	455
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

The Latam Cave

Adventure, building, Custom Plugins, discord community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Latin America, Minigames, multiplayer, non-premium launcher, open world, premium launcher, PvE, PvP, role playing, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9762

Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.

Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.

LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, deep slate wall, Discord, established rule, Events, Fighting, Join, Mining, multiplayer, Open, Realm, safe zone, semi anarchy, Server, Small events, Trading, Wall, year

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Minecraft Anarchy Bedrock Realm

Server Information	Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone
Rules	No established rules outside of safe zone
Activities	Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring
Events	Small events planned in the future
Join the Realm	Click here
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the safe zone made of?	The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction).
Are there any rules inside the safe zone?	No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall.
Can anyone join the realm?	Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join.
What kind of events are planned?	We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year.

Sacred Sands Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Community, compatibility, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, Indian, intercultural, Israeli, Jewish, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., multicultural, online dating, Partnership, Realm, relationships, Religion, Sacred, sands, tradition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	872
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where Jews and Indians come together in perfect harmony, just like peanut butter and jelly!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.

Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Oni Mai’s Trans Minecraft SMP Fiction

comedy, Fiction, Japan, lmao, lol, MAIS, Minecraft, nichijou-kei, oni, smp, Trans, Transgender, transsexual fiction, TSF

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned into a transsexual anime character! It was wild, hilarious, and totally unexpected. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where comedy and chaos reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness of Onimai’s genre, where tsf stands for “totally silly fun”!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7