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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5850 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4372 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
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