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Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Server	IP	Port
Java	172.81.129.226	25568
Bedrock	172.81.129.226	25568

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About Mac Land

Mac Land is a survival server with an old-school SMP feel. Expect PvP, a nice atmosphere, quirky elements, and an active community.

Community Plugins

Our server has community-requested plugins such as Terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, an RP sit feature, and more! We strive to offer a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience for our players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been running?

Answer: The server has been running for a couple of weeks.

Question: Is the community friendly?

Answer: Yes, we have a friendly and chaotic small community that welcomes new players.

Question: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

Answer: You can engage in PvP, survival gameplay, explore custom structures, participate in RP events, and more.

Question: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Answer: Our server has standard rules for respectful gameplay. Be sure to read the rules upon joining.

Question: How can I get more involved in the community?

Answer: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, bleached fetish, Ethereal, fetish coping, fetish counseling, fetish elimination, fetish eradication, fetish healing, fetish help, fetish intervention, fetish management, fetish recovery, fetish rehabilitation, fetish support, fetish treatment, getting rid of fetishes, mental health, overcoming fetishes, personal growth, Quests, raceplay fetish, self improvement, therapy for fetishes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

Backlash, controversy, criticism, hate, Minecraft, misunderstood, Opinions, public opinion, reception, smp, thought, Underrated, unpopular, was

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Crops Grown:	6821	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

SportySMPWatchin

sports, sports broadcasting, sports channels, sports consumption, sports coverage, Sports Culture, Sports Entertainment, sports enthusiast, sports events, sports fan, sports fandom, sports frequency, sports games, sports habits, sports lifestyle, sports on TV, sports viewership, sports viewing habits, sports watching behavior, SportySMPWatchin, watching sports

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	195
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

DyingWordsMC – RIP & LOL

deathbed, Dying, DyingWordsMC, end of life, Farewell, final communication, final farewell, final goodbye, final message, final moments, final thoughts, final utterance, final words, Goodbye, last breath, last moments, last words, lol, mortality, parting words, passing away, RIP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1480	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Votes:	8747

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!

Brazil, byd, BYD site, Chinese companies overseas, Chinese workers, corporate accountability., diamonds, Digging, ethical sourcing, fair labor practices, forced labor, human rights violations, international labor standards, labor abuse, labor exploitation, labor rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, SlavCraft, slavery-like conditions, social responsibility, supply chain transparency, worker exploitation, working conditions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4444
Zombie Dances:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!

Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

brotherly love, Cheerful Holidays, Christmas spirit, Christmas traditions, family dynamics, festive mood, festive season, Green and Bright Christmas, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Heat Miser, heatwave, Holiday Celebrations, holiday cheer, Kalikimaka, mele, Mele Kalikimaka, Miser, Mr. Miser, Seasonal Preferences, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas, Tropical Christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4889	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

play.hanamy.net

Your Crafts

christmas, Christmas celebration, Christmas cheer, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas magic, Christmas memories, christmas server, Christmas spirit, cozy hub, Crafts, decorated hub, Festive, holiday, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday server, holiday shopping, holiday vibe, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	207688	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mines Excavated:	1067	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to YourCrafts
A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer!

Key Features
🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities.
🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease.
💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping!
🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players.
🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed!
⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all.
🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby.
🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops.

Community First
At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known.
We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it!

Join Us for the Holidays!
Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights.
🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us
🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

FAQs:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.

Q: Are there any special holiday events on the server?

A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.

Crystal Void Realms 1.21

adult content, anal sex, boyhole, crystal, explicit content, Gallons, Intimacy, LGBTQ, Realms, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual exploration, sexual fluids, sexual health, sexual hygiene, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo topic, Void, white cum

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	733026	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

anger, BlazeCraft, christmas, christmas tree, Community, Conflict, current events, damascus, demonstration, holiday, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Outrage, Politics, protest, public outcry, religious intolerance, Server, Set Ablaze, social unrest, solidarity, Syria, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	4674
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	286
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	896693
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchantments Applied:	218