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Eternal Escape Wilds 1.21

Angels, Calling, clear, Days, Escape, ETERNAL, Fighting, Floating, Hiding, Loneliness, Maze, missing you, Pain, relationships, SETTLE, Souls, speaking, spinning, Struggles, tide, troubles, Wilds, Wings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the maze of chaos and confusion! We’re all lost in this crazy world, but at least we’re lost together! Fight off angels with clipped wings and pretend you don’t miss them calling out to you! Swim against the tide and float without pain in this insane virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to settle into the flow and join our souls in this Minecraft madness!

ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

afraid, alone, Apology, Asshole, birthday dinner, Childbirth, Complications, Conversation, dog, ex husband, ex-relationship, ExLoverExposed, family, Gaming, group text, Hospital, Labor, Minecraft, names, reddit, Server, son’s birth, Story

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	253732	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1718	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1432
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	155	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	107	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	440	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7324
New Chunks Explored:	253199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Animals Bred:	187	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3482