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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9734 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!