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BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6409
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8913
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	121
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	3323
Players Killed by Monsters:	7280	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1062
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3932
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3287

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Star Shards Collected:	203
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	2384	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

PixelPeekers Server

complimenting nudes, consent in sexting, digital communication, digital intimacy, etiquette for receiving nudes, how to reply to nudes, navigating sexting, online boundaries, online dating advice, Online dating etiquette, online etiquette, online flirting, PixelPeekers, receiving explicit photos, receiving intimate photos, respectful communication, responding to nude photos, Server, sexting etiquette, sexting tips, social media etiquette, thank you for nudes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magic Items Found:	5307	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	879
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2