New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

New Minecraft Server
garden.minewind.net
New Server IP

  • Crafty Pals Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pals Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of real-life drama and heartache? Come join our Minecraft server where you can have multiple relationships without any consequences!

    Imagine a world where you can have a boyfriend in one corner of the map and a secret online lover in another corner, all while living peacefully together in your virtual Minecraft home.

    Join us and experience the thrill of juggling multiple relationships without any guilt or remorse. Who says you can’t have it all? On our server, anything is possible, even marrying multiple partners!

    So why settle for one when you can have two (or more) on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

    Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

    Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Noob Haven Minecraft Server

    Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

    Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

    FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

    SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us on nyymit ajelulla -painos for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that lay golden eggs. And if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join nyymit ajelulla -painos today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a pair of dancing shoes!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the true essence of creativity and roleplaying! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and of course, EXTRA BIG TITS!

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters. From building epic structures to engaging in intense roleplay, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is as kink-filled and depraved as ours? We have more drama than a soap opera and more kinks than you can shake a stick at. So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose and explore your wildest desires, look no further!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • What are Minecraft servers like ImpendMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like ImpendMC
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to ImpendMC include:

    1. PvPWars – This server offers intense PvP battles and unique gameplay modes for players looking for a competitive experience.

    2. TheArchon – Known for its variety of game modes and active community, TheArchon is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic Minecraft server experience.

    3. Mineplex – With a focus on mini-games and competitive gameplay, Mineplex is a great option for players who enjoy a mix of PvP and PvE challenges.

    4. Hypixel – As one of the largest Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes and activities for players of all skill levels.

    5. CosmicPvP – For players interested in a PvP-centric experience, CosmicPvP offers intense battles and unique gameplay features to keep players engaged.

    Whether you’re looking for intense PvP battles, mini-games, or a friendly community to join, there are plenty of Minecraft servers similar to ImpendMC that offer a range of experiences for players to enjoy.

    impendmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • /HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

    /HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this server that promises you a mini-series of epic proportions! Join now and get your hands on a plushie rerun that will make all your friends jealous. Need a clear folder to keep all your Minecraft secrets safe? We got you covered! Plus, our starter merch is so epic, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the insanity of our 2024 Valentines merch and get ready for a wild ride. Want to cuddle up with a 2.0 plushie while you play? We’ve got that too! And don’t even get us started on our acrylics – they’ll make your Minecraft world pop like never before.

    Join now for voicepacks that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. Plus, our OMOCAT merch is so cool, it’ll make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got archives full of songs, clips, and spaces that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

    Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

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    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.

    But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

    Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

    Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?

    And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

    WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

    Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP