| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9977 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
