| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7095 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 94 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5069 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
