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Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Votes:	7162
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3599
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	7261	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	416
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7947	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Divine Spears Created:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2617	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9899	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	226	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8