No thanks, Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	4771	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Votes:	1819	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mines Excavated:	1778
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	824182
Runes Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4930	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	729166
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	2089	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension Hops:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	4569	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	816
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!