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Couples Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Boundaries, checkout line, couple, couples, discomfort, discomforting, Etiquette, Excessive, inappropriate, Kissing, nauseating, Oasis, pda, personal space, public behavior, public display of affection, public etiquette, public space, Respect, social norms, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crops Grown:	3424
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	91
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of seeing PDA everywhere you go! We promise no virtual couples making out in front of you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a PDA-free zone, so you can game in peace without feeling uncomfortable or itchy. Say goodbye to awkward public displays of affection and hello to a world where the only kisses you’ll see are from creeper explosions. Join us now and escape the smoochy madness!

MommaHealz Minecraft Server

anti-anxiety, anti-cancer, antidepressants, Benefits, college, Conflict, dependent, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, heart medication, insurance, Medical, medication, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MommaHealz, PILLS, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Snap

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their girlfriend.

Imagine a world where you have to balance building your dream castle while also navigating the complexities of adulting. Will you apply for benefits like SNAPS and accidentally cause chaos in your virtual life? Will you have lunch with your in-game mom and end up in a heated argument over insurance? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we also offer a variety of pill-themed challenges for those who enjoy a little medical drama in their gameplay. Will you be able to juggle 10 different virtual pills while fending off creepers and zombies? Only time will tell!

So come join us on this server and experience the thrill of living out outrageous stories just like the one above. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CraftyBoyfriendProposalNoob

ACADEMIC, assignments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, coauthor, collaboration, Communication, CraftyBoyfriendProposalNoob, declined, Expectations, Help, Major, Priorities, Projects, relationship, research proposal, responsibilities, Support, thesis proposal, Time management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to ask you to do our research proposals for us! Unlike some boyfriends out there who think it’s totally chill to ask for help with their thesis proposals last minute, we actually encourage you to focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but definitely not the kind where you end up doing all the work). Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

So come on over and join us, because here at [Server Name], we believe in taking on challenges together as a team, not dumping them on our significant others at the last minute. Plus, who knows, you might just find your next coauthor for that epic Minecraft novel you’ve been working on.

Sister-in-law’s Creeper Den

attractive, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, Den, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, family, Honesty, Marriage, personal opinion, proper response, relationship, Respect, self-control, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterinlaws, tact, Trust, uncomfortable situation, Wife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of awkward questions from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your wife’s sister is actually a blocky pixel character who can’t ask you uncomfortable questions! Build a virtual mansion for her and watch as she stares blankly into the distance, never questioning your loyalty. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience!

ZelenskyCraft: No Decisions Without Us!

Conflict Resolution, Decisions, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, negotiation strategy, peace process, peace talks, political leadership, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Warning, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.

oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.

so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!

Project Ontos RPG

1830s, airships, Bloodlines, Conflicts, divinity, dragon riders, Gods, Industrial Revolution, Industry, marble temples, mystics, Mythology, Nations, Ontos, Project, pyrathos, Rich world, Roleplay, RPG, steam punk, Storytellers, Technology, Valvalia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Ontos RPG Server Overview

Server Name	Ontos RPG \|\| Where Industry Meets Divinity
Launch Date	Late Spring-Early Summer 2025
Server Theme	1830s Ontara, a world of steam-powered airships and divine secrets

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Server Features:

Unique combat system and skill tree
Magic system
Origins and classes
Regular story events and character-driven plot arcs
Collaborative worldbuilding opportunities

Requirements:

18+ age requirement
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events

Join Ontos RPG Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join Ontos RPG?	Players must be 18 years or older to join the server.
What kind of roleplaying opportunities are available on Ontos?	Players can create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover mysteries, and shape the narrative through their choices.
How is Ontos RPG different from other Minecraft servers?	Ontos offers a unique blend of mythology, industrial revolution, dynamic story events, and collaborative worldbuilding.
Are there specific character creation rules on Ontos RPG?	Players are encouraged to follow the server’s lore and guidelines for creating characters within the world of Ontara.

Korean Dream Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, beauty practices, beauty standards, cultural norms, dream, feet aesthetics, feet in Korean culture, foot appearance, foot beauty, foot care, foot care routine, foot care tips, foot health, foot hygiene, Korean, korean beauty, Korean beauty standards, Korean beauty trends, korean culture, Korean feet, perception of feet, personal opinions, Realm, traditional beauty practices

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Emeralds Found:	9107	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of dancing potatoes.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of cheese.

We have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so come mine to your heart’s content.

Our community is as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high, so get ready to make some new best friends.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MarriedGamer Minecraft Server

Communication, console gaming, Differences, Emotional support, gaming pc, germany, hobbies, homesickness, Individuality, interests, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, MarriedGamer, Minecraft, PC Gaming, personal happiness, relationships, Server, Support, validation, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to play video games as a married woman? Do you need a place where you can game in peace without someone questioning your life choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual fun. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity without anyone telling you it’s a waste of time.

Forget about the haters and naysayers, here you can be yourself and game to your heart’s content. Who needs a husband who doesn’t understand the joy of gaming when you have a whole community of fellow gamers who have your back?

So come on over and join our server, where being a wife and future mom doesn’t mean you have to give up on your gaming dreams. Let’s show the world that being a gamer is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle!

MotherInLawGoneWild

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication breakdown, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, decision paralysis, family dynamics, family relationships, family visits, guest etiquette, Hospitality, in-law relationships, living arrangements, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGoneWild, personal space, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	448
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from decision paralysis and wedding planning nightmares.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget all about saving face and family obligations.

So come on over and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Say goodbye to your mother-in-law and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

Skillz4SMP: Redstone Prodigy

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, networking, personal growth, problem solving, Prodigy, Redstone, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ores Mined:	9396

Bro, have you ever heard of this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the dopest place to be, like seriously. You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events. Like, one time we had a chicken riding contest and it was wild, bro. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig, trust me.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

LonelyCraft

abandoned cities, Apocalypse, deserted planet, Despair, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, existential crisis, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, last human, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, new beginning, post-apocalyptic, self reliance, solitude, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Imagine waking up on our Minecraft server and finding out you’re the last player in the world! But don’t worry, you’re not alone because our server is filled with wacky NPCs like talking cows and dancing zombies.

Join our server for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure chocolate and ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep.

But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is plotting to steal all the cake in the world! Only you can stop him by completing ridiculous quests like finding the lost potato of power or taming a wild creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate hero in a world where anything is possible (and totally bonkers)!

CraftyPearsonLandings

aircraft landing, airport incident, airport operations, airport procedures, airport protocol, airport response team, airport security, aviation incidents, aviation safety, CraftyPearsonLandings, emergency landing, emergency preparedness, emergency procedures, emergency response, flight emergency, Pearson airport, Pearson International Airport, Plane landing, Toronto, Toronto emergency services, Toronto News

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

LOLz come join dis amazin minecraft server where we make planes land in Toronto’s Pearson airport all da time! we gotz emergency situations happenin left and right, itz a thrill ride like no other! come join us for da chaos and craziness, you won’t regret it! Plus, our runway is made of diamonds so you can mine while you wait for da next plane to land! Join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

Cell Craft: Protein Fit Discovery

ai, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, Cell, cell biology, computational biology, Craft, data analysis, discovery, drug development, drug discovery, fit, hidden rules, interior design, molecular design, new tool, pharmaceutical research, predictive modeling, protein, protein fitting, protein function, protein interactions, protein structure, proteins

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ores Mined:	7479
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have AI that reveals hidden interior design rules of the cell! yep, you heard it right, we got proteins fitting in places you never knew existed. this ain’t your average drug discovery, this is next level stuff. who needs boring old science when you can play minecraft and learn about cells at the same time? join now and uncover the mysteries of the universe, one block at a time.

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, close to vanilla, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, Open, player freedom, Players, PvP, quality of life changes, Server, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Towns Built:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding.
Are there economy plugins?	No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!

We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?

And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.

So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	571
New Chunks Explored:	775036	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1