Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.
4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).
