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Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7804	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Farms Harvested:	728	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9484
Emeralds Found:	8844	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	234054
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	724	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	6303
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Items Found:	3360	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19