Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	67
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ores Mined:	8219
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Emeralds Found:	8901
Votes:	7670	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Votes:	1665	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3112
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Votes:	2929	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7365	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Divine Spears Created:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6931	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5284
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?