Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchantments Applied:	162	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Animals Bred:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5936	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	7716	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!