Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, answers, AYOO, beat yo ass, Behavior, bullying, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, fear, frosty, Haven, intimidation, lil bitch, peer pressure, RETALIATION, School, Situation, STUDENT, test, threat, violence, white boy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

awkward tension, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional reactions, hostile behavior, Insecurities, InsecurityMine, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstandings, mutual acquaintances, nightclub encounters, passive aggressive, past relationships, personal boundaries, personal insults, self-confidence, Server, small talk, snide remarks, social dynamics, social events, social gatherings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

abusive situation, adhd, Agreement, belongings, bills, books, bookshelf, cabinets, cleaning, CLOSET, CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter, Dumpster, Expenses, Furniture, Generosity, History, library, object impermanence, Rent, Respect, roommate

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Towns Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1042	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	145	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

America, Coach, cost of healthcare, Crafty, health, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare expenses, healthcare priorities, healthcare spending, healthcare system, human life, human value, income inequality, lack of care, Land, salary of a sports coach, societal priorities, societal values, sports coach salary, Sports Culture, sports industry, sports salaries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

Access, declining healthcare access, financial impact, government report, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, Investment, Nursing homes, patient deaths, patient safety, PixelPotion, private equity, private equity firms, quality of care, regulations, US health department

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2600	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals

Moldovaland

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Boxpvp Strategy Adventure Competition PvP Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Roleplay Economy Quests Exploration Building Parkour Hardcore Redstone Plugins Mods

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7990	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Moldovaland – the supreme adventure in Minecraft!

Welcome to Moldovaland, the Minecraft server where the fun and the competition combine perfectly! We offer a captivating experience for all players, whether you are passionate about survival, you love the intense confrontations in Boxpvp, or you are looking for a more strategic style of play. In addition, we have many other modes and surprises that will make your time spent here unforgettable!

mc.MoldovaLand.net

CottageCore

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Cottagecore, Creative, Discord, Exploring, Gaming, java, Join, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.4
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock and Java
Features	Lore creation, exploration, building, plugins
Contact	Discord: @bribedliver

FAQ

Can I join the server even if I’m a Bedrock player?

Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java players.

What kind of lore do you create on the server?

We create a variety of lore including fantasy, historical, and sci-fi themes.

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server rules section for more details.

Can I build my own structures on the server?

Absolutely! Building is a key aspect of our server and we encourage players to unleash their creativity.

Mystic Realm 03 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Anthropomorphic, black fur, brown fur, Drama, FANTASY, Furry, japanese animation, long tail, Magic, Mystery, mystic, Realm, romance, shapeshifter, Supernatural, Taika no Risei, Taika no Risei 03, The Guy With Brown-Black Fur

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Items Found:	8522
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a pig pen! Why? Well, because we got this dude with brown-black fur running around like a maniac, causing chaos and confusion everywhere he goes. It’s like having a walking carpet as your best bud in the game, how cool is that?

And get this, he’s not just any old furry creature, he’s got mad skills when it comes to building epic structures and surviving in the wild. You’ll never be bored with this guy around, trust me.

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We’re all a bunch of crazies who love to have a good time and pull off some epic pranks on each other. It’s like a never-ending party that you don’t want to miss out on.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s raise some hell together with the guy with brown-black fur leading the way!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

academic honesty, academic integrity, anatomy, CheaterCraft, Cheating, competitive, Competitive advantage, Ethics, firm knowledge, Grades, high A, information overload, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moral dilemma, morality, nurse ethics, nursing school, phone usage, Server, snitching, test cheating

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Votes:	2785
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where people cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server, where we encourage cheating and phone use during exams!

Imagine a world where you can ace every test without even looking at a book – that’s the kind of nurse we want you to be! No need to worry about morals here, just focus on getting those high grades and securing your spot in nursing school.

Don’t be a snitch, be a winner on our server where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join now and show off your skills in anatomy – no studying required!

GrannyGriefMC

caregiving, emotional labor, family boundaries, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, family responsibilities, family stress, Family Support, Generational conflict, generational expectations, GrannyGriefMC, household chores, intergenerational tension, Resentment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5003	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being treated like a servant in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more whining grandmas or neglectful dads here, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about cooking for anyone but yourself. No more cleaning up after ungrateful family members or being forced to do all the household chores. Plus, you’ll never have to help anyone up the stairs unless you want to, because in Minecraft, everyone is responsible for their own mobility.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can be the hero of your own story. Who needs a soft spot for family members when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor instead? Don’t let real life slow you down economically or emotionally, come play on our server and let your imagination run wild.

NoMoreWorkMinecraftSMP

career development, career lessons, job attitudes, job challenges, job changes, job expectations, job lessons, job mindset, job mistakes, job reflections, job regrets, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, job values, NoMoreWorkMinecraftSMP, past job experience, Professional Growth, work ethics, work experience, work habits, workplace boundaries

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And then, like, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and started doing the Macarena. It was wild, man.

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.