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Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	3163

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

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Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for a wild ride like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and witness the epic saga of Niji escapee buffs disappearing and Hex collabs causing chaos. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join the dark side and cause even more mayhem? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft SMP anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

3D Minecraft SMP Transition Troubles

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have transformed the game into a 3D extravaganza that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between Steve and Herobrine in stunning 3D graphics. Watch as they duke it out in the most intense PvP matches you’ve ever seen, all while dodging creepers and dodging lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on insane missions like rescuing villagers from evil zombie overlords or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate 3D Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played in 2D in the first place!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	6999

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3