Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Fish Personality Minecraft Server

acceptance, confidence building, coping mechanisms, DATING, Emotional support, Fish, fish personality, Girlfriend, Insecurities, Loneliness, loneliness struggles, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Personality, relationships, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills

Are you tired of being forever alone because you have the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally find love and companionship! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are just waiting to fall for your aquatic charm. Join now and swim your way into their hearts! Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Not American Here Minecraft SMP

American, Candidate, caste, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Diversity, emerging markets, exclusion, financial inclusion., global market, internet tokens, Investment, Marginalized, Minecraft, non-American, Not American, opportunity, Portfolio, shitcoin, smp, underrepresented, wealth building

Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, date head database, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Post Virgins Minecraft Server

#unexperienced, Beginners, first time, first timers, Fresh, Inexperienced, Minecraft, never done it before, Newbies, novices, post, post virgins, rookies, Server, unacquainted, Uninitiated, unpracticed, unseasoned, untapped, untested, untouched, untried, VIRGINITY, Virgins

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Analysis, best, Campaign, candidates, commentary, created, current events, Day, debate, Democracy, election, Election Coverage, election day, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, Special, trending, Video, Voting

Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Day, good vibes only, good wishes, happy thoughts, have a blessed day, have a great day, have a wonderful day, Kindness, Minecraft, positive energy, positive vibes, sending love, Server, spreading joy, Wonderful

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, cringe, Deceit, deceitful, divine destiny, End of the World, family betrayal, father murder, Fruit, fruit theft, loki, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, patricide, Revenge, smp, stolen inheritance, stolen power, sun god complex, thief, tragic, tragic destiny, Twisted

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Beliefs, blocky, Cultural differences, culture, customs, Diversity, family, Family Values, interfaith, Jewish, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Minecraft, reactions, relationships, Religion, Server, society, tolerance, Traditions, Unity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

Celebrity Gossip, Commit, coping mechanisms, cyberbullying, depression, false accusations, harmful behavior, Henry, liam, Liam Payne, maya, Maya Henry, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Misandry, online harassment, Payne, Rumors, seeking help, self harm, smp, social media, SUICIDE, support systems, toxic relationships

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, artist, Audience, BLOCK, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, Music, No. 88910059, ONLINE, Party, Performance, Popular, reaction, RICA, Server, social media, song, streaming, trending, Video, viral, watch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

African politics, Blazing, commie party, Corruption, deaths, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fire, Government, Lula, Minecraft, Mozambicans, Mozambique, Nyusi, opposition party, Political unrest, power struggle, power transition, PROTESTS, revolution, Riots, ruling party, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Farms Harvested:	850

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

¦

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

Happened, Minecraft, Server, yeah

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

aggressive tactics, Business, Competition, corporate warfare, cover, cutthroat, Defeat, ELIMINATION, hostile takeover, Industry, market domination, Minecraft, negotiations, nijiniggery, play nice, Rivalry, ruthless, smp, stomped, stomper, strategy, UNOFFICIALLY, Victory

Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4082
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20