Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

    He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than honey? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!

    And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

    Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog
    Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Items Found: 1042
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

    Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Potions Brewed: 29 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 984930 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

    Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

    Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • > Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter

    > Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter
    Welcome to our completely bonkers Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

    Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 963

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server

    WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Looking for some relaxing audio roleplays or trigger sessions? Look no further, we got you covered!

    Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.

    Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.

    Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´・ω・`)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 216 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

    Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

    Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to even play the game!

    Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!

    So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Why would Brock be friends with Vince after he made his wife… Minecraft SMP

    Why   would   Brock   be   friends   with   Vince   after   he   made   his   wife…   Minecraft   SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed in the most unexpected ways! Picture this: Brock and Vince were once bitter enemies on the server, constantly trying to one-up each other. But then, one day, Vince accidentally made Brock’s wife do the most outrageous thing ever – she built a giant statue of Vince out of diamonds as a peace offering! Now, Brock can’t help but be friends with Vince after such a hilarious gesture. Join our server and see what other wacky shenanigans await you! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • What is the IP for FusionZGamer Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FusionZGamer Minecraft Server?

    FusionZGamer is a popular gaming YouTuber known for his engaging content and entertaining commentary. With a focus on horror and survival games, FusionZGamer has amassed a large following of dedicated fans. His unique style and passion for gaming make him a standout figure in the YouTube gaming community.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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