Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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