Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 299431 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.
