Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8383 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.
But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.
And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1491 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?
So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7233 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
