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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

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Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Game Critique Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

> a Year Later Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

America, Beliefs, blocky, Community, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Democracy, election, Friends, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Opinions, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, Trump supporter, Trump2020, Trump2024, Trumpism, Usa, Voting

Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Custom Characters Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have custom characters that will blow your mind! From a giant flying taco to a ninja unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

”’Explore our insane world!”’

Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?

”’Join for the epic events!”’

Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

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LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⚔️ VANIILA 89MINE ⚔️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “VANIILA 89MINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4798	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	155
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2