Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 109 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3327 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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