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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5031 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 208 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.