Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	1521	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Crops Grown:	7527	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9913

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	63	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1071	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	7458
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	776
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	871	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Crops Grown:	8011
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!