Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Crops Grown: 5320 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 80 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 91 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8668 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 442 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Trash Town Minecraft Server

    Trash Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Ores Mined: 4051 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

    The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

    Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AI Development Support Minecraft Server

    AI Development Support Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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