Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 New Chunks Explored: 818832
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7875 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 45 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Emeralds Found: 1938
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mines Excavated: 4870

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 154 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4740 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

    Pixel Link SMP – General PXL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

    With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8100 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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