Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Buildings Constructed: 11
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Animals Bred: 14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 203 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Mines Excavated: 2104 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Animals Bred: 154
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

    Pixel Link SMP – General PXL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

    With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 702659 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 161758 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Animals Bred: 136
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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