Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Crops Grown: 9537
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1195 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Crops Grown: 2735 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5188 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8585 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Players Killed by Monsters: 8762
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Emeralds Found: 2955
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Gods Slained: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2346
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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