Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Villages Defended: 15
Endless Night Skies: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Magic Items Found: 7952 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty SMP Advice Giver

    Crafty SMP Advice Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 903 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

    Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

    2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

    3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

    4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

    5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

    6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

    7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

    8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

    9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

    10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Magic Items Found: 4745
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 62
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6138
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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