Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7650 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Crops Grown: 3297
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4897
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 105
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Magic Items Found: 5331
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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