Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2435
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	769247
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ores Mined:	4380	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

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Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	957
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Emeralds Found:	1832
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	635972
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	146
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

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SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1287
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4