Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magic Items Found: 2336
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Buildings Constructed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Emeralds Found: 1909

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 9751

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Items Found: 1921

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Emeralds Found: 2827
    Farms Harvested: 208 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Potions Brewed: 197 Mines Excavated: 4348
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Emeralds Found: 3109

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 426 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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