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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Farms Harvested: 614 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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