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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Buildings Constructed: 17
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Towns Built: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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