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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 31075 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Void Gems Collected: 39 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 792
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 471
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    – Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Chimeras Created: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dimension Hops: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Mines Excavated: 1137
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Emeralds Found: 8048
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 357 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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