BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Star Shards Collected: 198
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 101 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Farms Harvested: 792
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3384 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Emeralds Found: 4100
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3848 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Villages Defended: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Potions Brewed: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3536 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8193
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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