Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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