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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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