so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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