CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	244	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Towns Built:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	119	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	266
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1625
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Crops Grown:	4180

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	1303
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	135877
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Towns Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3409	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6370
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	2806
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!