CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

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Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6781
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NostalgicCraft2016

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Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2879
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6741
Farms Harvested:	696	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	108
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Last Moments Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Farms Harvested:	443	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6221	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.