Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Divine Spears Created: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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